Las Vegas Man with 100-pound Scrotum Seeks Money for Surgery

I feel for this guy … seriously… And if he were to ride the NYC subway, he has my permission to take up as many seats on the subway as he wants.. 

http://www.lvrj.com/health/las-vegas-man-suffering-from-100-pound-scrotum-needs-1-million-for-surgery-131962533.html